The World Has Gone Wild

I surprisingly wonder why some tamed homo sapiens really have a strong taste to technological superiority when the fact triggers that technology has only been there just to help us get done flawlessly with our stupid works. Likewise is the reason why we get stuck in front of our computers just to solve the ever lasting search for an answer. And it feels like it's killing me being dumped for more hours in front of a godamn screen extremely making myself fool and unproductive. Google search, wikipedia(I love you wikipedia), yahoo, and other dangerous sites has been the causative agents why I wind up internet coma. I literally mean it, internet coma really ruins my day. Despite the reduced motor action I had, numbing sensation of extremeties, a little vertigo and unresponsive to surroundings also added to what is called internet coma.

Look closely at the photos, those are some symptoms of computer related side effects to addiction.

you fart furiously while addressing a crowd

You suddenly mutate to a monster

Was it fascinating? then spend your entire life in front of your damn screen.

Because this had become pandemic and apparently at an alarming rate, I hereby present to you the solutions how to reverse the effects of this so called internet coma. I would be glad to be one of those who will resolve this kind of problem.

First step.

Strip off naked and sleep with Harry Potter for a night stand only.

Second step.

Do this gesture, suck hard and say to the passersby and the bystanders around you that you are a great loser.

"I know it sounds crazy but at least I did this to help you get lost from addiction"

Third step.

Dance like a whore, you should probably be wearing some G-strings before dancing. In that way you'll be able to suffice the feeling that you've reversed the effects of much internet addiction

Sexy back! yeah!

Now, after doing the steps, you should feel free to contact me and commence an interaction if the solutions I offered you was successfully therapeutic. Don't be naughty enough to write a feedback intently to piss me. C'mon humor me with your comments. Tell me also if I disappoint you so I would shut my mouth off and blog no more.