New Era: The DOTA Nerds

Another game that bred a new set of Nerds has been cunningly out in the gaming market. It has been threatening me since I got involved to this game where these brain dead nerds came into workloads of an uninterrupted playing. DOTA again is the guity of this. Sorry Icefrog....

See what DOTA can do?

And who the hell are these nerds by the way?

We can easily detect a DOTA nerd by his way of playing and acting like an 8 year old big kid trying to scare a full grown adult player. They are the ones who spam "omg NOOB!" and are notorious in dealing with their co-players. They play for their own sick purposes and will do everything to kick from the game the beginners. Here are some examples of fagging attitudes of those nerds cleared out in a lobby:

(The situation may have came from Garena)

New DotA Player: "Hi, can anyone tell me what this game is like?"
Nerd: "OMG NOOB GET THE FUCK OUT OMFG WHY DID YOU JOIN OMG WASTING MY TIME OMG KICK"
DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "Dude, just let him play. Whats wrong with you?"
Nerd: "OMG WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME I HATE YOU KICK"
2nd DotA Veteran(not a nerd): "What a fag." *leaves*
Nerd: "..." *sobs to himself and locks himself in closet and dies* lolz fag

Here's another situation where a DOTA nerd profusely declares himself a real fucking retard, and a retard declares himself a real fucking nerd.

Host: okay ping looks good guys

Pro Player: gl hf

Game will start in 5 second

Game will start in 4 second

Game will start in 3 second

Nerd: LOOOOL NOOB! I poon at dota

Retard:  Faggot host!

Game will start in 2 second

Retard has left the game

Pro Player: ffs.

Game will start in 1 second

*Not all DOTA players are considered nerds, there are those who play for a good cause.

When a creepy little nerd happens to play as an opponent of yours, he will mock you hard and you will end up killing your own self. And to successfully win the game, he will spam more and inject a lot of terror to you (through chatting or snarling, or shouting at you) to struck with horror. And then... Boom! He wins the game. He won the game not because he was a goddamn monster player or some sort of highly fucking skilled player, but because his useless mouth played within the whole game.

                                   Certified nerd                            

"Dare to play with me? I'm gonna kick your ass!"

Denase: The nerds are rapidly growing in population. We have to act on this. Let's kill those incoherent pieces of shits and let them play no more.