Things That Suck!

Couple days ago, a brother of mine expressed his remarks through Facebook about my blogging career. He told me about how amazing I am in actually making wordy talks through writing. In all respect for me, I tried to convinced myself how flattered I am for receiving such words of impression. I mean, I am a dickhead when it comes to recognition of honor for the name of my degenerate mental ability. You might not know how I react to any of your positive impressions but I'm really really grateful about that. So to all of you who in one way or another had faked an orgasm just to read my blog, I give you my warmest and sincerest gratitude... and I give to you the sexy Manny Pacquiao:

Imagine how porn sites will flourish if this brain dead shit becomes the next president of the Philippines.
 

For now, I am asking to spare a little part of your time for me because we have an important topic to discuss. As what the title of this post tells, I will then have you explore the 'Things I Fucking Hate.' Let me know then after reading this what it is that you actually want me to do if ever you've felt the itch to kill me because I unintentionally deceived you in this post. I have no motive to offend you if ever I grudge you for mentioning something I hate which you actually love. I am no good in degrading your esteem... I just don't like what I hate.

Things I Fucking Hate...

#5  Waiting for a ride to come

It just feels a real waste of time waiting endlessly for a ride to come. To wait for a longer span of time while your ass get stuck in a vehicle station for a ride to come is really stupid. I admit for some times I have my temper rises because I am doing the single most unproductive state where I look like a dog shit that had been dried up for a week under the heat of the sun.

Often if not this happens when you are running against the clock because the upperhand will kill you for not reporting on time, or will let you eat a load of shit for you violated the I-won't-be-late-today-and-get-your-fat-ass-off-from-me rule. I have no private car to get straight to my destination because I'm a cheap bastard who commute by public vehicle just to avoid the procrastination of my routine.


#4 Fans of Vice Ganda

Don't get me wrong with this, I have nothing against the actor or the sitcom host, I just don't understand why some die hard followers imitate what he had been showing in some films of him. I understand the Filipino's high regard for local movies but this is slowly taking us into a declining social idiosyncrasy.

What the public do not know about him is that, he is an idiot who loves to have a foreplay with a jejemon before he go for a concert
 

My friend who adores much the actor keeps telling me some peculiar things which I never found to be relevant. I mean he is gradually making bullshit talks only pedophiles and 10 year olds would love to listen, and he even talk to me in a language neither my brain nor my balls will anticipate. But what I hate the most about these fans is the way they argue, it's really sarcastic and hysterical. No wonder I get bust by these people who know nothing about literacy. Maybe they owe the actor the gift of social disorder called fuck-me-hard syndrome.

  

Symptom of the syndrome is when you accidentally hit the head of your classmate with your belt-in key chain, "Did I hurt you?" and your classmate responded "No you didn't! No you didn't!" oh, fucking retards!

Lately, I discover Vice naming an organisation for his die-hards The Illuminati, or the so called 'fraternity of the enlightened shits'.

#3 Girls who have these

walk-like-a-whore sandal

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 prostitute's trademark polish

I'll go to the point at once. I don't get it why some hot girls do love to have the deviated approach of fashion with these craps. I mean, having a crappy look with the above photos mentioned is no more than a ton of shits that totally suck. See what has media industry has done to us? This is absolutely and nothing else the influence of media where it epitomizes the use of self  to whoreness. The eccentric world we live now has ruled over the ideal culture we have before. It's not surprisingly questionable why we have now a downsized kind of moral norms. The kind of education that the teens are getting these days had been in turmoil due to the media slavery and the policy that persecuted education as the main and ultimate goal of a student.

In my opinion, I am currently troubled by this kind of social delinquency where the minority is affected by this kind of disease. The days had gone where teens read their books daily at night and sleeps early because the next day is another struggle in school. Now we have teens in front of their fucking televisions who don't give a shit to open even a single page of their books at night.

I am perturbed by this kind of epidemic greatly immortalised by that fucking media machine. I am not under the impression that hot girls who have walk-like-a-whore sandal and prostitute's trademark polish  are real hot. Maybe it's a wet dream to the girls who have those, but for me it's a nightmare.

I am not impressed to girls whose brains are smaller than their boobs. Fuck it.

#2 Quitters in Dota

 I am too tired of nerd Dota players who give nothing but a headache and a balls-ache. Yeah, you suck!

#1 Sitting in the class at front

I would actually beat myself hard than to sit at front in the class. I personally address this message to college institutions who retains the policy of that of the elementary. I am talking about alphabetical seating arrangement. It sucks really to sit at front just because your surname happens to start with letter 'A' and some of your asshole classmates who happens to have a surname starting with letter 'Z' bully you because you are an idiot for sitting at front following the teacher's asshole command.

 Yeah! it rocks!

Another thing I hate about being at the front sit is that, I often sleep at mid session, then a teacher who clearly sees you sleeping will kick your ass and let you face the consequences of having no sex for the day. You might think this is funny, but if this at once happens to you, you surely will lick your dirty underwear for not listening to my word. 

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If you think I disappointed you this time, you have now the turn to hate me, just indicate it in the comment section. If in coincidence you also hate what I hate, then leave me a good reputation by also indicating it in the  comment section. Adios!